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10:07 PM EST January 13, 2024:
The Modern Lovers - "She Cracked" From the album The Modern Lovers (August 1976)
Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm
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SIOUXSIE AND THE BANSHEES-SHE CRACKED
#SIOUXSIE AND THE BANSHEES#POST PUNK#POST-PUNK#ALTERNATIVE MUSIC#THE PASSENGER#SHE CRACKED#1987 B-SIDE#THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS#Youtube
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Movie with a trash little little bb girl who is a man in his 30-40s who needs a job, and has a difficult relationship with his child/sibling. Then gets a job as a night guard and everything seems fine, until the night, when the inanimate objects come to live and get quirky. But eventually understand each other and team up to stop the bigger evil.
#freddy fnaf#fnaf#fnaf movie#five nights at freddy's#five nights at Freddy’s movie#movie fnaf#movie#night at the museum#ben stiller#scott cawthon#matthew lillard#elizabeth lail#cracks me up that she’s named Elizabeth and she’s playing Vanessa in fnaf#josh hutcherson#there was supposed to be only one little but I’m keeping th typo
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the carousel pins are back! AND the boy is getting his own!
(they're up for pre-order at greerstothers.shop)
#his carousel saddle is his mold blanket#Belphegor#also that photo of pangur always cracks me up#I just wanted to take a pic of her with the pin 💀 and then she opened her maw and engulfed it
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AITA for striking my (M43) son (M20) when he rejected me as his father?
I understand that the title might have you thinking the worst, but please hear me out.
I didn't have a relationship with my son for basically all his life. This was due to my circumstances at the time: I went through a major personal tragedy and was severely injured, to the point of being on life support. To this day I have a lot of issues with my health.
I recently reconnected with my son. I immediately invited him to meet my boss (M92), in hopes that I could set him up with a job opportunity. I feel that this is significant. As far as I know, my son has been working in menial jobs in agriculture, but then apparently chose to leave that life and - to my shock - join a criminal syndicate.
I felt as if getting a good government job would be a way to turn over a new leaf in his life, especially given his past. However, he immediately became combative. I attempted to give him some guidance in managing his emotions, but he rejected that as well.
I'm sad to say that the argument became physical. Some blows were exchanged, but in the end, I was angry enough to strike him. I immediately felt very bad, and decided to offer him the government job on the spot. He rejected me again, and chose to leave very abruptly. I haven't had any contact with him since.
So, AITA?
Edit: Yes, I admit that to call it striking him was an understatement. To clarify, I cut off his hand.
Edit: However, I feel like it should be stated that I myself am a quadruple amputee and we have excellent healthcare.
Edit: I did not immediately identify myself as his father when we met. I think this was my mistake. I think he would have been much more receptive of my message had I done so. As it stands I only told him of our relationship after I had struck him.
Edit: My wife is not in the picture. To my knowledge she passed before his birth.
#star wars crack#star wars#darth vader#luke skywalker#empire strikes back#star wars fic#aita#this weekend i was ill and laid around reading unhinged and quite possibly made up stories on the internet#i think somebody else has definitely written something exactly like this#but i'm proud of the “she passed before his birth” joke#tw narcissistic parent
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🥴🥴
#nia long#my forever crush#black woman#black beautiful women#melanin#black don’t crack#damn she fine#she fine
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do you ever think that the ending of six hundred strike, actually added to the poseidon & athena beef? like i can just imagine them both in beds in apollo's olympus infirmary, just arguing with/at each other! meanwhile poor apollo is just tying to heal them both.
athena: *ranting* i've been odysseus' mentor/friend since he was a teenager! and he still didn't listen to me!
athena: i told him to put his emotions aside but noooooo, he had to let the cyclops live!
apollo: athen-
poseidon: are you forgetting he literally stabbed me? repeateDLY? WITH MY OWN TRIDENT?
apollo: poseid-
athena: *ignoring poseidon and continuing her rant* ruTHlesNEsS iS meRCy UpOn OUrseLVEs. isn't that what you said?!
poseidon: well yeah, BUT HOW WAS I TO EXPECT THAT SAD WET CAT OF A MAN WOULD BE FILLED WITH SOME FORM OF DIVINE RAGE?
apollo: please you two are gonna open your stitche-
athena: oh you deserved it. you literally showed the man his island before trapping him AND THEN you started THREATENING his wife and son? oh that was your final mistake.
poseidon: whatever! so much for you calling him a warrior of the mind. he's a monster!
athena: *wipes tear away* i know, im so proud.
apollo: *tired of their bickering & now glowing in anger* please for "dad's"sake will you two just shut up and let me heal you both?!
poseidon & athena: *shuts up immediately* o-ok
#apollo is done with the both of them#hermes was the one who filled athena in on what went down after god games#but to cause chaos he was also the one who transported poseidon to apollos infirmary#listen he loves drama#also ares somewhere on olympus sneezes when poseidon bring up the divine rage ody#because i believe he totally lent ody his power to kick his uncles butt#his sister couldn't help him so he did#she did also promise him bloodshed#even if it means it was his uncle‘s#just you wait until ody reaches the suitors ares#you'll be kicking your legs and giggling in happiness#athena epic#poseidon epic#apollo epic the musical#epic the vengeance saga spoilers#epic the musical spoilers#epic the vengeance saga#epic the musical#crack
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i present you
pistachi'zel... because "armored nut" according to my friend 😅
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"Hey, Kento," you began, approaching him, thoughtful, while the shower warmed up in the background. Kento hummed in response, turning the page of his book.
"Darling?" Kento inquired.
"Have you ever noticed how...I don't know...convenient and...I dont know, I suppose how coincidental some details of your life are?" Kento caught your eye now, one thin eyebrow arched uncertainly.
"...what do you--"
"I mean," you interrupted, "your 7:3 thing. It's...it's everywhere. You part your hair in 7:3. Your inherent technique is 7:3. Your surname means 'seven-three'. I mean, jesus, your birthday is even--"
"--July the...3rd." Kento looked a little ill, closing his book and feeling his world close in around him. You headed to the shower, calling back; "Just a crazy random happenstance, I'm sure!"
You came out, some time later, to an abandoned book on the bed and Kento stood at the balcony, with an enormous whiskey in his hand and staring, haunted, into the distance.
"...Kento?"
Kento turned, face twisted with existential crisis; "I don't-- I've never-- ...am I an anime character or something?"
#I mean has he never noticed#His CT is inherent so was he like 'what the fucking fuck'#I just#It's like the girl being born with pink hair realising she's destined to be a main character#kento nanami x you#kento nanami#jjk#jjk nanami#kento nanami x reader#nanami fluff#nanami kento#kento nanami x y/n#Nanami crack#Nanami Kento crack#Nanami Kento crackfic#jjk crack#jjk x reader#jjk x you#jjk x y/n#pseudowho
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sometimes you gotta lure your overly-studious ravenclaw gf into spending time with you 🥰 📚 ( from 'Every Teardrop is a Waterfall' by Kat_12739 on ao3, GO READ IT!!! the first story is about seb falling sick and still pushing himself/not admitting he's sick until he ends up in the hospital, the second story is about the birth of seb and clora's daughter and seb's reaction to clora almost dying in childbirth, and the third is about dealing with a fussy newborn lewis😭🥹THEY'RE SO GOOD AND SWEET AND SOMEWHAT SAD (not to mention beautifully written) so go check it out!!💖💖 )
#READ SO I CAN YAP TO SOMEONE ABOUT THEM🙏😩💘#the seb sickfic made me realize how much i needed barely functioning and sick seb (but him still trying to be tough)#theres also a part that cracked me up bc at one point seb is so sick he cant even see straight but he just thinks to himself:#eh its fine.... ill just ask ominis how HE functions without vision later🤷 LMFAO#so stubborn...JUST LET CLORA TAKE CARE OF YOU MFER🤺🤺🤺#defs gonna be drawing more from it especially sick seb LMAO but also seb having a tea party with celeste🥹🥹#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian x mc#hogwarts legacy fanfiction#sebastian sallow fanfiction#hphl#choccyart#also i was never planning on writing anything about clora giving birth or abt the kids so to be able to read it WAS AMAZING#THERES A PART WHERE SEB IS HOLDING CELESTE AND CRYING AT CLORAS BEDSIDE THAT I NEED TO DRAW😭😭#LIKE SRSLY seb being conflicted and not even wanting to HOLD celeste bc he doesnt know if clora is alive or not... IT WAS SO SAD BUT GOOD#i honestly dont know what seb would do if clora died in childbirth tbh.......i could honestly see him resenting celeste#esp since she looks so much like clora😭😭#LETS JUST NOT THINK ABOUT IT!😃👍#(still thinking about it)#like this line in the fic: “Sebastian hesitated; if this was Clora’s last gift to him he wasn’t sure he wanted it.”#😭😭😭ITS SO GOOD UGHHHHH😭 TY AGAIN FOR WRITING THESE💖IM SO TOUCHEDDD💖💖
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Manny Jacinto as Qimir / The Stranger in The Acolyte
#she's still going folks#his hair in the 4th row cracks me up so bad hair department was on idgaf mode#the acolyte#star wars#swedit#sw source#starwarsblr#theacolyteedit#starwarsedit#manny jacinto#qimir#the stranger#*my gifs*
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9:15 PM EDT September 27, 2024:
The Modern Lovers - "She Cracked" From the album The Modern Lovers (August 1976)
Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm
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The ✨WRIGHT ✨ ANYTHING ✨ AGENCY ✨
#marim's art#ace attorney#aa5#phoenix wright ace attorney#phoenix wright#trucy wright#apollo justice#athena cykes#wright anything agency#something silly bc Instarted aa5 and I’m happy to see phoenix all suited up again. my wife#they will prove your innocence through psychic powers and mind reading and magic and spiky hair#first ever Athena also she is so expressive she cracks me up#aa spoilers
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she is so tired.
#she just wants to get married go to her honeymoon and become a bisexual wine aunt with her amazing wife is that too much to ask#i crack myself up with simple things like this idk#tara trevelyan#inquisitor trevelyan#josephine montilyet#endras mercar#rook#rook mercar#datv#veilguard#datv spoilers#veilguard spoilers#dragon age#fanart#art#my art#oc#oc art#digital art#artists on tumblr
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